Fairy Tale Scrapbook

twinkless-stars:

Maybe we should be focusing less on goldilocks and more on why Mama and Papa don’t sleep on the same bed anymore. 

The boy was terror stricken. He tried to say his prayers, but all he could remember was his multiplication tables.
“The Snow Queen” by Hans Christian Anderson (via shitfamouspeoplesay)
Goldilocks was a criminal

victoriansilurianlesbianthespian:

She should have been charged for;

  • Breaking and entering
  • Theft
  • Property damage.
teedesigners:
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teedesigners:

“Can’t sleep” Art Print available at Society6

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I was always concerned as to why the Mama Bear and Papa Bear in Goldilocks had separate beds.

everyflavorjellybabies:

Trouble in paradise?

Anyway, so he bounces in on his white horse like a big perfumed tea cozy, getting involved in affairs that are none of his business, and next thing you know she wakes up and —ooooh!—was she in a bad mood. The prince didn’t get half an earful, and that was after she clocked him one first for “taking liberties.” Five minutes of listening to that and, instead of marrying her, the prince gets back on his horse and rides off into the sunset. We never see him again.
Brother Number One, The Book of Lost Things, John Connolly, Page 128 
The wolf said, ‘You know, my dear, it isn’t safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone.’
Red Riding Hood said, ‘I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must be on my way.’
clippergurl94:

Different ending?

clippergurl94:

Different ending?